Kern River Fest/Brush Creek Race beta

[new Randolph]

Hey everyone out in web-land. Just wanted to drop a qiuck reminder about the Kern River Festival comin' up in a few weeks in Kernville, CA. The dates are April 21 & 22.

Saturday, April 21: Wildwater race, Raft Races, Slalom practice, Brush Creek Race, Poker Run.

Sunday, April 22: T.J. Citizen Slalom race (Junior Olympic qualifier).

Yes, the Brush Creek Race is going on. In addition to the Brush Creek Race there will NOT be (yes there will be) a boatercross on Brush Creek. I have to say that there won't be one because there won't be one as an "official" event. But as long as I write it in parenthesis, (YES, there WILL be a brush creek boatercross in addition to the Brush Creek Race. The boatercross will be right after the race.)...

So, that's the skinny, or the "4-1-1" as all the kids call it. You better be there. Anyone who does not show up for the Brush Creek race must therefore forfeit ALL $h!t talking online for a whole year. That's right, no talking smack online about ANY subject if you fail to go to the Brush Creek Race...

Last year, there was extra incentives for anyone who beat Eric Giddens in the race, but there were just too many people who beat him last year, so the incentive this year it to beat Rebecca Giddens. Fewer folks are capible of beating her than they are of beating Eric... There isn't really any incentive to beat me because everyone and their mom can probably beat me on that creek...

So get your asses to Kernville the 21st and 22nd of month.

http://www.kvrc.org/festival.htm

See you all on the Creek!! (or at the bar at the KRBC)...