Rasta Villain JooJoo

[iCarpRolls]

Fittingly it seems the Rasta Villains are prone to wild hair[s?]. My impression is that they aren't very friendly or loyal and... It could even be said that they are cruelly malicious as very recently:

1 has reportedly escaped in Fantasy Falls
1 has reportedly abandoned his loyal owner in UCC AND the scoundrel made off w/ a heap of nice gear.

Maybe there are other miscreants about? and what are they planning??? Maybe JK will go back to making pink ones that will act a bit more tame and controllable as the Rasta flavors clearly don't roll like they should. AND -- I bet this behavior is not covered under warranty [boycott is an option]. So, in the meantime, be on the lookout for the green, yellow, red mark of the Jefferson state and beware. If you own one, you might think twice about taking one on an overnighter. I'd hate to see reports of the next one escaping in the vicinity of Clavey Falls. In fact, i think it would be best to quarantine the rasta villains from the entire cherry creek watershed, especially in mid to late August -- we should stand for NO MORE DEBAUCHARY.

Good karma to those who helped occupants of said boats 1) find safety and quick egress 1.5) find a calming pipe after traumatic wet exit 2) encourage no hard feeling between these benevolent paddlers and their evil craft and 3) return to the safe nest of the protective boof stork to plot their revenge via purchase of a far superior boat/color.

For the safety and concern of your fellow boofers please pass along any further word or sighting of these ugly characters.

Peace and stay safe!

[fishdoc]

Was on UCC early this week and there was a rasta Villain sitting in up on the rock on the portage.